Rules of Engagement

I have found that the most honest of all relationships are the purely physical ones. For fear of a relationship evolving into feelings and complications, partners tend to be bluntly honest. Not necessarily respectfully honest. I don’t really know how others do this and what other partnership rules are, but for me it’s honest, easy and not too feely feely. There is a mutual respect for availability and zero pressure. Arrangements are made through simple texts: date, time & place. It’s convenient, if it's the kind of thing you into.

Cum Prepared

Condoms, Condoms, Condoms. You both know it’s a hook up so let’s not be irresponsible, unless you the kinda girl who cuts off her nose, as the saying goes. Keep some condoms handy, just in case he is not smart enough to bring for rounds two and three.

The most important prep is general cleanliness and neatly trimmed private bits.

There is no need to dress up. This in not the movies where we spend thousands of Rands on sexy catnip outfits for someone we are only shagging. This is real life people, clean undies that you can take off quickly is perfect. A bra is optional. Brushed hair is also optional, but brushed teeth is an absolute must. Ain't no way I'm sucking on your supper!

Always be honest about expectations. If it’s just sex then that it is and if you are hoping for more, then firstly, you are reading the wrong blog and secondly, date don’t shag!

The hook up

A little small talk, a how was your day and off to carnal headbutting heaven we go.

After the hook up

I think it’s only fair, after that award winning performance, that he manages the used condom situation. That shit has to be discarded. Perhaps not right away, hopefully you are both still catching your breath.

Some sweet thanks and praises is nice not necessary unless you are hoping for a next time. It's always best to stroke more than just his penis.

Just enough small talk will take place in waiting for the right moment to leave or to be asked to leave.

Small talk before the exit

I guess there are a few things that should not be discussed at the after party, this is my HELL NO! list:

Mothers; Other lovers; Hopes & Dreams.

HELL NO!!

This is meant to be a casual encounter and so it should remain. If you want more then you reading the wrong blog and you should be dating, not shagging!

Final Act

The farewell is sweet and simple, squeeze in a thanks or two. No promises.

A quick shower before bed. No worries or stress until you have to hit the snooze button in the morning.

Exit!